Who the (bleep) am I?

Seriously…who am I?  I really have no idea.  I mean, I do, but really I don’t.  You know?  No?  Well then this blog might not be for you.  Or maybe it is.  How would I know?

My name is Ellie, but it’s really Melissa.  I’m a brand new Grandma, but I’m also a middle-aged Mom to a teenager and adult children.  Well, I mean I’m middle-aged if I live to almost 100, but whatever.

I love Jesus but I didn’t always. I have spent my entire life trying to figure out who the heck I am, and I absolutely am not done yet.  I get really excited about a lot of things and am totally sincere about it.  I have a short attention span.  It’s a lot of fun, and my best guess is that this is either endearing or annoying.  I’m really okay either way.  I’m (finally) going to write about it.  ALL of it.